vaspim:

Ghosts don’t scare me whenever I feel a ghostly presence I literally start talking in gibberish cause I think the ghost would be like “WTF is wrong with this kid” and leave me alone. So far it’s worked

(Source: itzabz)

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

person:hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me:are you implying that i am satan
person:no, i--
me:because you're right i am
People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.’

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YOU’VE UPSET TITS

YOU’VE UPSET TITS